Bizarre Body Modification! Part 1 [GRAPHIC]

Posted on February 23rd, 2010

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Pink hair not a big enough form of expression for you? Fear not, there are plenty of choices here for your next visit to the parlour… or surgeon.

Us human beings do some pretty outrageous things to our bodies. McDonald’s for one.

Here is a showcase of some of the most bizarre ways to mod your body.

Tattoos

So we’ve being branding ourselves for thousands of years. I’m just waiting for Nike to sponsor my Tattoo.
Here are some of the strangest Tats around:

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Isn’t it awesome! Glasses tattoed on his face! Wow… I’m in awe at this brave souls complete lack of originality. If you’re gonna tatto your face, think of something vanilla people might not already put on their faces anyway.

What’s next? Ooooh! You got a wristwatch tattooed on you! Snazzy… at least the wrist watch works twice a day, the glasses… NEVER!

Then we have this Whacky chap. I big fan of Lord of the Rings I bet, got his penis tattooed, so it look like a Dragon! Awesome! You think he’s allowed to whip that sucker out at his bi weekly D&D games? “I summon Puff!”
“Damnit Charles! We told you already that doesn’t count!”

wtf-!That’s only tattoos though… just you wait and see all the magical ways you can ‘modify’ your body.

I’m all for practicality, so here are some of the more practical applications for piercings. wacthpierced_glasses

Now this I can appreciate! I LOVE watches, must own more than 10, ever seen me wearing one?! It’s a sad, little known (until now I guess) truth that 90% of wrist watch straps irritate the SHIT out of me.

These pierced glasses do a wondrous thing to the local jock populace. Fraught with the paradox of pierced glasses, Jocks don’t know whether to punch the geek, or avoid the goth. You see, Jock distinction is a very simple process. It has to be. Glasses = Geek, facial piercings = goth, Breasts = sex (many overweight high school rugby players learned this the hard way in the post game communal showers)

Would you get any of the above? Let me know in the comments. I’m still on the edge with that wrist-watch one…

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3 Responses to “Bizarre Body Modification! Part 1 [GRAPHIC]”

  1. Jaco says:
    February 23, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    Those glasses don’t look too bad but Jesus! imagine knocking those into something. Ouch!

  2. Talita says:
    February 26, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    Shocked, amused and entertained. Bet you Puff doesn’t know that tats deteriorate the muscle underneath over time hence: think before you ink.

  3. Andres says:
    August 24, 2010 at 5:07 am

    Why are some people just tards? I mean seriously what are these people thinking?


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